Death from Yeast Infection
The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday
of a severe yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out, including
Mrs. Buttersworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long time friend
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy
as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life
was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man,
he was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end
it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough.
They have two children, and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.